A classic urban mama-ism, straight from the school of hard knocks — and even harder lessons. ???
This tee pays tribute to those childhood days when being hardheaded didn’t just come with side-eye… it came with consequences. If you know, you know. This shirt speaks to every grown-up who learned (eventually!) that mama didn’t play — and those soft cheeks were proof you didn’t listen the first time. Because in a house where “a hard head makes a soft behind” was the motto, this shirt is the grown-up punchline. Wear it proud — you survived, learned, and probably passed the phrase on, too.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Butt Soft/Hard Head - Unisex classic tee
$12.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax